There’s a bring and buy sale next week in the Hall
Do please come and join us, and
Bring the things you’ve no further use for.
Don’t forget your husband.
We’re shortly going to have a bean supper,
In good food you’ll be able to wallow,
It’s going to be a slap-up meal
And there will be music to follow.
The sermon on Sunday is “What is Hell?”
We none of us know but the fact is
If you take the trouble to get here early
You’ll be able to hear our choir practise.