Conversation with a Cat
MEEEOW, MEEEOW, MEEEOW, MEEEOW
Alright, Jemima, I can hear you, you donít have to shout
MEEEOW, MEEEOW
Breakfast?  But itís only 6 oíclock
MEEEEOW, MEEEOW, MEEEOW
Alright, I know youíre hungry, but itís very early
MEEOW?
O.K. Iíll get up if you insist
NEOW?
Yes, Iím getting up now
WOW, WOW, WOW
Now donít get under my feet you silly animal or youíll get trodden on
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW
Well, I said you would- Iím sorry
Now do you want cat food or left over chicken?
Meowmeow
Yes, chicken, I thought youíd say that
Mowowowowow
Donít be so impatient, Iím cutting it up as fast as I can
Neow, neow, neow
There you are, donít gobble it down too quickly
Mrow, mrow
Well, Iíll leave you to it - Iím going back to bed
(Two minutes later - a thump on the bed)



PRRR, PRRR, PRRR, PRRR





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