Political correctness has gone raving mad
When children are taught in school
To say ďBaa, baa, rainbow sheep
Have you any wool?Ē
We mustnít say that dreadful word
With racist connotations,
We must be so careful not to offend
People from other nations.
The whole silly business is getting worse
Itís really got down to the dregs,
This morning I fried some rainbow pudding
To have with my bacon and eggs.
The sheep had been sheared by the farmer,
He was putting the wool in a sack,
Most of it was greyish white
But some of it was black.
Oh dear! Iíve spoken that awful word
Iíve committed a major crime,
But I hope that youíll come and visit me
When Iím inside doing time