The Organist's Lament

Iím only the village organist, I havenít been to college,
So please donít ask for Messiaen, I havenít got the knowledge,
I just play every Sunday to please the congregation,
And hope that all my bad mistakes cause little irritation.
I could do with some deputies - quite willingly Iíd teach Ďem,
Perhaps this pathetic little plea with any luck will reach Ďem.
So if upon the organ youíd really like to play,
Just come to church on Sunday, or call me any day.